Brute Force Landscaping will do all the hard work that your man is too lazy to do. Unless there's a lot of poison ivy on your property, then you are on yoiu're own.

Brute Force Landscaping Employs only the very meanest, strongest and surliest of rugby players in order to transform your landscape, in an environmetally friendly way, into the paradise you know lingers just under all those big ass rocks and weeds and timber.

Brute Force Landscaping uses no power tools of any kind. If the Amish don't use it, than neither do we.

Brute Force landscaping employs only rugby players because they are the most alpha of the alpha males and they like to lift heavy things, kill big trees with just a machete, mow acres of lawns with an old style rotary mower and trim your bushes the old fashioned way. They may grunt and curse a little, but that's their way.

Rates are surprisingly affordable, 100 bucks for six hours work, plus coffee, beer and lunch.
Beers start no earlier than eleven am and the starting time is negotiable. Please note that six hours of work is in the estimation of the worker, what he feels is six hours. Sometimes if you get them drinking and its some shit they really like fucking up they will stay a few hours for free.
You should plan on 6-10 beers a man, more if its hot out, stouts and porters in the winter months, pale ales in sprong and fall and mexican beers with limes in the summer, preferably Sol.